I Am a Drunk

I am a drunk, I am a drunk. I am a drunk. I think that comes from me liking to drink. I didn't actually start to drink until I was 19, which is late for most of the people that I know. They all have stories of drinking when they were, like, 7 or 8. "My mommy gave me everclear in my bottle and then made me darn her socks when I was 2 1/2." I have to think drunk darning is a pretty handy skill to have later in life. But for me I didn't get started drinkin until my girlfriend broke up with me when I was 19 on a certain holiday that has been known as a drinkin holiday. So I went to a couple of parties and got blotto, met another girl...